On November 4, 2007 I received an e-mail from Zoe Radner about an interesting ouija board experience:


I was at one of my friend's birthday party, and it was around 9:30. We took out the ouija board. It was my friends Brianna, Sarah, Ivy, Maddie, Sydney, Genny, and me, Zoe. Here it goes:

All: Is anyone here?
Board: Yes

Sydney: Who does Nick Bambini (her crush) like?
Board: Mike

All: Mike who?
Board: Mike Bambini

All: Is Nick gay?
Board: No, he's bi

All: With Mike?
Board: Yes

Zoe and Genny: What is Nick doing right now?
Board: You don't want to know

All: Yes we do!
Board: Fine

All: Tell us!
Board: He's giving Mike a blow job

All: Seriously?
Board: Dead serious. (pause) No pun intented

All: How old are you?
Board: 13

Ivy: What is your name?
Board: Isabell

Zoe: Where did you live?
Board: In Paris

All: Out of all of us, who do you like the best?
Board: hahahaha (pause) Genny

Genny: Why?
Board: Because you are a beast

Genny: Thanks
Board: You're welcome

Zoe: Do you want to be friends?
Board: Yes

All: When were you born?
Board: 1994

All: So you just died?
Board: Yes

Zoe: Can you make my crush like me?
Board: Hey, I'm not cupid!

Zoe: Please?
Board: Sorry, can't help you there

All: Do you like Sydney?
Board: No

All: Do you like Sarah?
Board: She needs to be nicer (Sarah had actually crashed the party to be mean)

Zoe: Do you like me?
Board: You a hottie

Zoe: Thanks.
Board: No problem

All: Why do you like us?
Board: You guys are funny

All: Thanks!
Board: You're welcome

All: Sarah and Sydney have to leave.
Board: Goodbye

All: Have you met any of us?
Board: 1996

All: Who did you meet then?
Board: Zoe

All: Where?
Board: In her dreams

All: Seriously?
Board: No

All: We have to leave now! Talk to you later!
Board: Luv ya! Goodbye

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