On April 2, 2008 I received an e-mail from Summer H. about an interesting ouija board experience:


I used an ouija board by myself. This is my story...

Me: Anyone there?
Board: Yes

Me: Who are you?
Board: Ira

Me: How old were you?
Board: 53

Me: Are we related?
Board: April

Me: Who's April?
Board: Baby

Me: How old was April?
Board: 7

Me: Am I April?
Board: Yes

Me: How are we related?
Board: April

Me: Is April your daughter?
Board: No

Me: Is April your granddaughter?
Board: No

Me: Is April your friend?
Board: David

Me: Who is David?
Board: ffgggffgh

Me: Did you know David?
Board: Duh

Me: How did you know David?
Board: April

*awkward silence*

Me: How old was David?
Board: 7

Me: Were April and David related?
Board: Maybe

Me: Yes or no?
Board: Yes

Me: How are April and David related?
Board: Goodbye

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