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On October 20, 2007 a few of us used the ouija board at a Halloween gathering. We decided to use the 1920's William Fuld board. This session lasted 54 minutes and 5 seconds.
Beth S: Are there any spirits present who wish to talk with us?
Board: Wekc3
Beth S: Are you having trouble spelling?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Would you like to try again?
Board: Yes Recossd
Beth K: Should I buy a vowel?
Board: Goodbye
Beth S: Can we try speaking to someone else?
Board: Yes Rf
Beth S: Are those your initials?
Board: circles
Beth S: Can we please talk to somebody else?
Board: moved between yes and no
Beth S: Is that a maybe?
Board: Yes
Todd: Is this Dug?
Board: Dug
Beth S: Do you know you're popular on the site?
Board: Yes
Todd: Dug, you're so vain.
Board: Very
Beth S: You're very vain?
Board: Yes
Todd: Apparently he's calling me vain now.
Board: Prissy
Todd: Are you calling me prissy?
Board: Yes
Amanda: Dug, you're an ass!
Board: No Bitch
We all started talking about past sessions. The board started to spell something out.
Board: Leave
Todd: Do you want us to leave you?
Board: No
Beth S: Did I leave you?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Where did I leave you?
Board: Kik
Beth S: Want to try again?
Board: Yes Jail
Beth S: Yes, I left you at the jail.
Board: Yes
Todd: Didn't you have fun there?
Board: Ass rqp
Beth S: Could you please try again?
Board: Ass rape
Todd: You don't have an ass anymore, how can it be raped?
Board: Spirit ass
Beth S: You have a spirit ass?
Board: Yes
Todd: We're sorry if you didn't enjoy it.
Board: 4 days
Todd: Four days for what?
Board: Pain
Beth S: Were you in four days of pain?
Board: Yes
Todd: Was that because Beth left you there?
Board: Yes
Todd: So you think Beth is your friend?
Board: No
Todd: So why do you stay here?
Board: My board
Beth S: Because it is your board?
Board: Yes
Beth S: So I'm stuck with you?
Board: Yes
Todd: Why is it your board?
Board: I said so
Beth S: How did you find this board?
Board: Bought
Todd: How did you buy it?
Board: Money
Todd: Ok, we understand you bought it with money. Was it spirit money?
Board: Dumbass
Todd: Are you going to let anyone else talk to us through the board?
Board: No
Todd: But we talked to you first.
Board: Yes
Todd: Is that yes we talked to you first, or yes you'll let someone else use the board?
Board: Mine
Todd: Even if we ask nicely?
Board: No
Beth K: That's OK, I think you're fun.
Board: I am
Beth S: Yeah, you're fun.
Board: Yes
Todd: I'm a new person, I've never done this before. Did you know that?
Board: Yes
Todd: Alright, can you guess my name?
Board: Todd
Todd: Well, I'm impressed, Dug.
Board: Yes
Beth S: How did you know that?
Board: Not stupid
Beth S: Will you tell us your real name tonight?
Board: No
Beth K: Can you tell us my name?
Board: Beth
Beth K: But there are two of us here. Can you tell us my last name?
Board: Klukowski
Todd: You did a good job, Dug.
Board: Tired
Todd: Are you tired?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Why are you tired?
Board: Drink
Todd: You've had too much to drink tonight?
Board: Yes
Todd: Dug, how can you drink when you are dead?
Board: Lips
Beth S: Hey Dug, can you help me with a question?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Can you tell me anything about that little infant removal case I bought?
Board: Yes
Beth S: What is the imprint in that case from?
Board: Baby
Beth S: What from the baby left that stain?
Board: Juice
Beth S: What kind of juice?
Board: Body
Beth S: When did the baby die?
Board: 1934
Todd: Hey Dug, do you know what year I was born?
Board: 1965
Beth K: And what year I was born?
Board: 1954
Beth K: Can you try again?
Board: 1953
Todd: Do you really not know, Dug?
Board: No
Todd: So how did you know what year I was born?
Board: Guessed
Todd: Well, you guessed well!
Board: Yes
Beth S: What is his middle name?
Board: Dan
Beth S: Do you want to try again?
Board: George
Todd: No...
Board: circled
Todd: Can't guess it?
Board: No
Beth S: Can't you use your connections to the spirit world to get the answer?
Board: No
Todd: Is that because you have pissed off all the other spirits?
Board: Yes
Todd: You were hesitating!
Board: Yes
Beth S: What did you do to piss them off?
Board: I am better
Beth S: Because you're better than them?
Board: Yes
Todd: Now, was that made by vote or by opinion?
Board: Opinion
Todd: At least you're honest.
Board: Yes
Beth S: And modest.
Board: Yes
Beth S: Are there any spirits in my apartment that scare you right now?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Ok, who?
Board: Tom
Beth S: And how did Tom get to my place?
Board: Came with
Beth S: Came with what?
Board: Book
Beth S: Which book?
Board: Death
Beth S: OK, which book about death?
Board: Prison
Beth S: OK, which prison death book?
Board: Palace
Beth S: The Palace of Death book?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Did Tom own it at one time?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Why does he scare you?
Board: Hot
Todd: He's hot?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Like good looking hot?
Board: Yes
Beth S: And why does that scare you?
Board: You might like him
Todd: Are there any spirits in my house?
Board: Yes
Beth S: How many?
Board: 3
Beth S: Can you tell us one of their names?
Board: Ursula
Todd: Ursula?
Board: Yes
Todd: OK, why do I have a ghost named Ursula in my house?
Board: I don't know
Todd: So, should I ask Ursula?
Board: Yes
Beth S: OK, can we talk to Ursula then?
Board: No
Todd: Do you know the names of the other two ghosts in my house?
Board: Yes
Todd: What is one of their names?
Board: Paul
Beth S: Did Todd know Paul?
Board: No
Beth S: Can you tell us why Paul is there?
Board: Yes
Todd: Why?
Board: Loves him
Beth S: Where did Paul find Todd?
Board: Chillicothe
Todd: So Paul came with me from Chillicothe?
Board: Yes
Todd: When did Paul die?
Board: 1856
Todd: So did Paul live in the house I grew up in?
Board: No
Todd: So how does Paul know me?
Board: School
Todd: Was it my elementary school building?
Board: Yes
Todd: Why does Paul love me?
Board: Like son
Todd: Do you know why he likes me like a son?
Board: Yes
Todd: Are you telling us the truth?
Board: Yes
Beth S: OK, what about the name of the third spirit?
Board: Rose
Todd: Rose?
Board: Yes
Todd: Does Rose know the other two spirits?
Board: No
Todd: Why is Rose at my house?
Board: Needed a place
Todd: She just needed a place to stay?
Board: Yes
Todd: Dug, are you still telling the truth?
Board: Yes idiot
Todd: I know you have a reputation for not always telling the truth.
Board: No
Todd: Did we make you mad?
Board: Yes
Todd: Well, we're sorry.
Board: No
Todd: Well, I'm just as much of a smartass as you.
Board: Yes
Beth S: Do you know what Katy's favorite story about Todd is?
Board: Bee talk
Todd: Why is it that Paul loves me like a son?
Board: He had a son like you
Beth S: Did his son look like Todd?
Board: Yes
Todd: Why isn't he with his son?
Board: Doesn't know
Don: Does Dug know that he's a pain in the butt?
Board: No.
Don: Well he is.
Board: No bastard
Todd: Dug hasn't called me anything yet.
Board: Fucking idiot
Todd: You love to spell, don't you?
Board: Yes Goodye
Todd: Are you telling us goodbye?
Board: Goodbye
Todd: I guess we were just kind of ignoring you.
Board: You are not showing me respect.
Todd: Well, you don't always show us respect either.
Board: So
Beth S: You seem to be in a bad mood tonight.
Board: Yes
Todd: Why are you in a bad mood?
Board: Tired
Todd: Would you like to go rest, Dug?
Board: Yes
Beth S: Maybe he's still tired from all that action in Kentucky.
Board: Yes
Todd: Goodbye.
Board: Goodbye
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