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On August 22, 2003 we all got together for another ouija party at my parents' place. We used the 1920's board in the woods behind my great uncle's old house. We didn't get as many answers as usual, but it was still interesting.
Beth: Is there anyone here with us tonight?
Board: Yes
Beth: Can you tell us your name?
Board: Queer
Beth: Is that your name?
Board: No. Seth
Beth: Is this the same Seth that talks to Amanda?
Board: Yes
Beth: Seth, why are you being so mean tonight?
Board: spelled out a bunch of letters that made no sense. Bitch
Beth: Are you calling me that?!
Board: Yes
Andy: Where is Seth from?
Board: Venice
Kate: Are you from California
Board: Yes ass
Beth: Is this Dug? Tell us the truth.
Board: Yes fuck
Christian: Dug, are you going to let us talk to someone besides you?
Board: No
Beth: Hey Dug, can you let somebody else talk to us for awhile?
Board: I suppose
Andy: What's the name of the person you're going to let us talk to?
Board: Brian
Kate: Hi Brian, how are you doing tonight?
Board: Gory
Christian: Brian, who do you want to talk to?
Board: Beth
Christian: What do you want to say to Beth, Brian
Board: went off the board
Christian: Try again please.
Board: Help
Ryan: Help with what?
Beth: Are you asking for help?
Board: Yes
Beth: Do I need help?
Board: Yes
Andy: Is something going to happen to Beth?
Board: No
Beth: What do I need help with?
Board: Job
Beth: I need help with my job?
Board: Yes
Ryan: What kind of help does Beth need with her job?
Board: manager
Beth: Do I need a new manager?
Board: Yes
Beth: Do I need to find a new job to get away from him?
Board: Yes
Andy: What year did you die, Brian?
Board: 1936
Andy: What month?
Board: June
Andy: Where did you live?
Board: Columbus
Ryan: Is anyone else here?
Board: Yes
Andy: Who is that?
Board: Laura
Beth: Who are you here to talk to Laura?
Board: John
Beth: What do you want to say to him?
Board: I hated bunch of letters that didn't make sense
Andy: I hated what?
Board: Dug Hole
John: You hate Dug Hole? Is that what you're saying?
Board: Yes
Beth: Why?
Board: evil
John: Dug Hole is evil?
Board: Yes
John: Should I stay away from Dug Hole?
Board: No
John: Am I evil?
Board: No
John: Is this Dug Hole?
Board: Yes
John: Is there something else you want to tell me?
Board: Fuck you
John: Do we bother you Dug Hole?
Board: Yes
John: Do you not like us?
Board: No
John: Does that mean you don't like us?
Board: No
John: Do you like us?
Board: Yes
John: You like us, but we bother you?
Board: Yes
John: You find us annoying?
Board: Yes
John: Is there something else you want to tell us?
Board: desk this week spill
Beth: Are you going to make John spill something on his desk this week?
Board: Yes
John: Did you already make this happen?
Board: Yes
John: Are you going to do it again?
Board: Yes
John: Is this your favorite trick?
Board: Yes
John: Did you turn on the check engine light in my car this week?
Board: No junk
John: You think my car is junk?
Board: Yes
John: Should I get rid of it?
Board: Yes
John: What kind of car should I buy?
Board: GM
John: A two door?
Board: No
John: A four door?
Board: Yes
John: A station wagon?
Board: No
John: A mini van?
Board: Yes
John: Are you joking?
Board: No
Beth: Why would John need a mini van?
Board: Baby
John: Are you joking?
Board: No
John: You're joking.
Board: No
Andy: How many more years before John has a baby?
Board: 1
John: Hey, is my girlfriend ever going to finish her residency?
Board: No
John: Is that because of the baby?
Board: No
John: Why is she not going to finish?
Board: Lame
John: The residency is lame?
Board: dumbass
Beth: You're calling John a dumbass?
Board: yes
John: Is there one last thing you want to say before I get off?
Board: Don't leave
John: Sorry, I've got to go.
Board: No
John: Hey, where did you die at anyway?
Board: Junction City
John: I think we're done asking you questions, we'll talk to you later.
Board: Fuck you sideways
John: Are you mad at me?
Board: Yes
Kate: Because he's leaving?
Board: Yes
John: Goodbye
Board: Dad
John: So who's on the board now?
Board: Dad
John: Who's dad?
Board: yours
John: Is there something you want to say?
Board: hello
John: Is Dug evil?
Board: No
John: He's just having fun?
Board: Yes
John: Is there anything else you want to say?
Board: Take care of mom
John: Is something going to happen to her?
Board: No
John: You just want to make sure she's OK?
Board: Yes
John: OK, we will. Goodbye.
Board: moved to goodbye
Karen: Is there anyone here tonight who would like to talk to me?
Board: Yes
Karen: Who?
Board: Esterf
Karen: Would you like to try again?
Board: Estella
Karen: Mom, is that you?
Board: Yes
Karen: Mom, is there anything you want to tell me?
Board: maybe
Karen: Is there something I should do?
Board: Yes
Karen: What should I do?
Board: Go to god 1
Karen: Do I need to go back to church?
Board: Yes read bible
Karen: Can you give me something specific?
Board: Job
Kate: What passage?
Board: 312
Andy: Is that passage 3, verse 12?
Board: Yes
Karen: I'm going to leave now. Is there anyone else here tonight?
Board: Gamma
Karen: Grandma?
Board: Yes
Beth: Who's grandma?
Board: Ryan
Karen: Do you want to talk to Ryan?
Board: Yes
Ryan: Do you want to tell me something grandma?
Board: Yes
Ryan: What do you want to tell me?
Board: girlfriend nice
Ryan: So you like my new girlfriend?
Board: Yes
Ryan: Can you spell her name?
Board: Lerinl
Ryan: Anything else you want to tell me?
Board: lawyer
Ryan: What about the lawyer?
Board: don't go
Ryan: Anything else you want to say?
Board: Hang in there
John: Do you think Laurel seems like a nice person?
Board: Yes
John: Do you think she's good for old Ryan?
Board: Yes
John: Is she going to set him straight?
Board: Yes
Ryan: Goodbye
Board: moved to goodbye
Kate: Is there anyone who would like to talk to me?
Board: Yes
Kate: Who am I talking to?
Board: Samoya
Andy: Are you American?
Board: Yes
Kate: Do I know you?
Board: No
Kate: Why do you want to talk to me?
Board: watch you
Andy: Where did you watch her at?
Board: Reynoldsburg
Andy: When did you watch her?
Board: 1999
Kate: Can you spell your name again?
Board: Chaz
Andy: Goodbye
Board: moved to goodbye
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