August 22, 2003

Andy, Beth, Christian, John, Karen, Kate, and Ryan



On August 22, 2003 we all got together for another ouija party at my parents' place. We used the 1920's board in the woods behind my great uncle's old house. We didn't get as many answers as usual, but it was still interesting.



Beth: Is there anyone here with us tonight?
Board: Yes

Beth: Can you tell us your name?
Board: Queer

Beth: Is that your name?
Board: No. Seth

Beth: Is this the same Seth that talks to Amanda?
Board: Yes

Beth: Seth, why are you being so mean tonight?
Board: spelled out a bunch of letters that made no sense. Bitch

Beth: Are you calling me that?!
Board: Yes

Andy: Where is Seth from?
Board: Venice

Kate: Are you from California
Board: Yes ass

Beth: Is this Dug? Tell us the truth.
Board: Yes fuck

Christian: Dug, are you going to let us talk to someone besides you?
Board: No

Beth: Hey Dug, can you let somebody else talk to us for awhile?
Board: I suppose

Andy: What's the name of the person you're going to let us talk to?
Board: Brian

Kate: Hi Brian, how are you doing tonight?
Board: Gory

Christian: Brian, who do you want to talk to?
Board: Beth

Christian: What do you want to say to Beth, Brian
Board: went off the board

Christian: Try again please.
Board: Help

Ryan: Help with what?
Beth: Are you asking for help?
Board: Yes

Beth: Do I need help?
Board: Yes

Andy: Is something going to happen to Beth?
Board: No

Beth: What do I need help with?
Board: Job

Beth: I need help with my job?
Board: Yes

Ryan: What kind of help does Beth need with her job?
Board: manager

Beth: Do I need a new manager?
Board: Yes

Beth: Do I need to find a new job to get away from him?
Board: Yes

Andy: What year did you die, Brian?
Board: 1936

Andy: What month?
Board: June

Andy: Where did you live?
Board: Columbus

Ryan: Is anyone else here?
Board: Yes

Andy: Who is that?
Board: Laura

Beth: Who are you here to talk to Laura?
Board: John

Beth: What do you want to say to him?
Board: I hated bunch of letters that didn't make sense

Andy: I hated what?
Board: Dug Hole

John: You hate Dug Hole? Is that what you're saying?
Board: Yes

Beth: Why?
Board: evil

John: Dug Hole is evil?
Board: Yes

John: Should I stay away from Dug Hole?
Board: No

John: Am I evil?
Board: No

John: Is this Dug Hole?
Board: Yes

John: Is there something else you want to tell me?
Board: Fuck you

John: Do we bother you Dug Hole?
Board: Yes

John: Do you not like us?
Board: No

John: Does that mean you don't like us?
Board: No

John: Do you like us?
Board: Yes

John: You like us, but we bother you?
Board: Yes

John: You find us annoying?
Board: Yes

John: Is there something else you want to tell us?
Board: desk this week spill

Beth: Are you going to make John spill something on his desk this week?
Board: Yes

John: Did you already make this happen?
Board: Yes

John: Are you going to do it again?
Board: Yes

John: Is this your favorite trick?
Board: Yes

John: Did you turn on the check engine light in my car this week?
Board: No junk

John: You think my car is junk?
Board: Yes

John: Should I get rid of it?
Board: Yes

John: What kind of car should I buy?
Board: GM

John: A two door?
Board: No

John: A four door?
Board: Yes

John: A station wagon?
Board: No

John: A mini van?
Board: Yes

John: Are you joking?
Board: No

Beth: Why would John need a mini van?
Board: Baby

John: Are you joking?
Board: No

John: You're joking.
Board: No

Andy: How many more years before John has a baby?
Board: 1

John: Hey, is my girlfriend ever going to finish her residency?
Board: No

John: Is that because of the baby?
Board: No

John: Why is she not going to finish?
Board: Lame

John: The residency is lame?
Board: dumbass

Beth: You're calling John a dumbass?
Board: yes

John: Is there one last thing you want to say before I get off?
Board: Don't leave

John: Sorry, I've got to go.
Board: No

John: Hey, where did you die at anyway?
Board: Junction City

John: I think we're done asking you questions, we'll talk to you later.
Board: Fuck you sideways

John: Are you mad at me?
Board: Yes

Kate: Because he's leaving?
Board: Yes

John: Goodbye
Board: Dad

John: So who's on the board now?
Board: Dad

John: Who's dad?
Board: yours

John: Is there something you want to say?
Board: hello

John: Is Dug evil?
Board: No

John: He's just having fun?
Board: Yes

John: Is there anything else you want to say?
Board: Take care of mom

John: Is something going to happen to her?
Board: No

John: You just want to make sure she's OK?
Board: Yes

John: OK, we will. Goodbye.
Board: moved to goodbye

Karen: Is there anyone here tonight who would like to talk to me?
Board: Yes

Karen: Who?
Board: Esterf

Karen: Would you like to try again?
Board: Estella

Karen: Mom, is that you?
Board: Yes

Karen: Mom, is there anything you want to tell me?
Board: maybe

Karen: Is there something I should do?
Board: Yes

Karen: What should I do?
Board: Go to god 1

Karen: Do I need to go back to church?
Board: Yes read bible

Karen: Can you give me something specific?
Board: Job

Kate: What passage?
Board: 312

Andy: Is that passage 3, verse 12?
Board: Yes

Karen: I'm going to leave now. Is there anyone else here tonight?
Board: Gamma

Karen: Grandma?
Board: Yes

Beth: Who's grandma?
Board: Ryan

Karen: Do you want to talk to Ryan?
Board: Yes

Ryan: Do you want to tell me something grandma?
Board: Yes

Ryan: What do you want to tell me?
Board: girlfriend nice

Ryan: So you like my new girlfriend?
Board: Yes

Ryan: Can you spell her name?
Board: Lerinl

Ryan: Anything else you want to tell me?
Board: lawyer

Ryan: What about the lawyer?
Board: don't go

Ryan: Anything else you want to say?
Board: Hang in there

John: Do you think Laurel seems like a nice person?
Board: Yes

John: Do you think she's good for old Ryan?
Board: Yes

John: Is she going to set him straight?
Board: Yes

Ryan: Goodbye
Board: moved to goodbye

Kate: Is there anyone who would like to talk to me?
Board: Yes

Kate: Who am I talking to?
Board: Samoya

Andy: Are you American?
Board: Yes

Kate: Do I know you?
Board: No

Kate: Why do you want to talk to me?
Board: watch you

Andy: Where did you watch her at?
Board: Reynoldsburg

Andy: When did you watch her?
Board: 1999

Kate: Can you spell your name again?
Board: Chaz

Andy: Goodbye
Board: moved to goodbye



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