January 8, 2004

Beth and Kate



On January 8, 2004 my friend Kate and I decided to use the 1920's Ouija board at my apartment. I had been having a lot of crazy paranormal activity occuring at my apartment the weekend before we used the board, so we thought it would be a good time to try and contact the dead.



Beth: Is there anyone here with us tonight?
Board: Yes

Beth: Can you tell us your name?
Board: Maude

Kate: Hi Maude
Board: Hello

Beth: Is there anything you wanted to tell us?
Board: Brother

Kate: Do you have a brother?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is this about your brother?
Board: Yes

Kate: OK, what would you like to tell us about your brother?
Board: Photograph

Kate: Is it one of Beth's new photographs?
Board: Yes

Beth: Is it the one on the right?
Board: No

Beth: Is it the one on the left?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is the man in that picture your brother
Board: Yes

Beth: What was his name?
Board: De planchette then moves to the top center of the board and stops

Beth: Would you like to try again?
Board: David

Kate: Your brother's name is David?
Board: Yes

Beth: Is this my great grandma, right?
Board: Yes

Kate: David was your blood brother?
Board: Yes

Beth: Was he younger than you?
Board: No

Kate: Is there something you'd like us to know?
Board: no movement

Beth: Did David put the watch on my bed?
Board: Yes

Beth: Who is the man in the other photo? Can you tell us his name?
Board: Adam

Beth: Is he your relative?
Board: Sort

Beth: He's sort of your relative?
Board: Yes

Beth: How did you know him?
Board: Husband

Beth: Was he your husband?
Board: No

Beth: Was he related to your husband?
Board: Yes

Beth: Was he your brother-in-law?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Board: No planchette moved to "goodbye"

Beth: Is there anyone else here?
Board: Anna

Kate: Anna, is that your name?
Board: Yes

Kate: How are you Anna?
Board: Fine thank you

Kate: Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Board: Yes

Beth: Why are you here tonight, Anna?
Board: Frind

Kate: Friend?
Board: Yes

Kate: Because of a friend?
Board: No

Kate: Because you're our friend?
Board: Yes

Kate: Are you Beth's friend?
Board: No

Kate: Are you my friend?
Board: Yes

Kate: Where do I know you from?
Board: Friend house

Beth: Does she know you from a friend's house?
Board: Yes

Kate: Which friend? What is my friend's name?
Board: Meredith

Kate: I haven't seen Meredith for a long time.
Board: Yes

Kate: You know me from her house?
Board: Yes

Kate: What is her brother's name?
Board: Vion planchette stopped moving

Kate: Do you not know her brother's name?
Board: No

Beth: No you don't know it?
Board: No

Beth: Did you live at their house?
Board: Yes

Kate: Were you related to Meredith?
Board: Yes

Kate: Who were you to Meredith?
Board: Great2grandmother

Beth: Were you her great-great grandmother?
Board: Yes

Beth: Did you have something you wanted to tell Kate?
Board: Yes

Kate: What did you want to tell me?
Board: Love

Kate: What about love?
Board: Find

Kate: You want Meredith to find love?
Board: No

Kate: You want me to find love?
Board: Yes

Kate: When will I find my love?
Board: 1

Kate: One day, one year, one month?
Board: Year

Kate: And what is this person going to look like? What color will his hair be?
Board: Brown

Kate: And what color will his eyes be?
Board: Brown

Beth: Where will she find this person?
Board: Work

Kate: The same job I have now?
Board: No moved really slow

Kate: Are you sure about that?
Board: Yes

Kate: So I'll have a new job in a year?
Board: Yes

Kate: What will my new job be?
Board: Fun

Beth: Will she be working in an office?
Board: Yes

Beth: Will she still be in Columbus?
Board: Yes

Kate: Do you know the name of the company I'll be working for?
Board: Bank One

Beth: She'll be at Bank One?
Board: Yes

Kate: But Bank One is having a bunch of layoffs...are they going to start hiring people soon?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about my love?
Board: Wonderful

Kate: It will be wonderful?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Board: No

Kate: Is there anything you'd like to tell Beth?
Board: No
Board: Fuck

Kate: Are we still talking to the same person?
Board: No

Kate: Who are we talking to now?
Board: Jfk

Kate: JFK?
Board: Yes

Kate: President John F. Kennedy?
Board: Yes

Kate: So did you really sleep with Marilyn Monroe?
Board: Yes

Beth: Is this Dug Hole?
Board: No

Beth: Are you telling the truth?
Board: No

I told Kate that I was so happy because I thought we'd have a night without talking to Dug, but that I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up!

Board: Be nice

Beth: Be nice to you?
Board: Yes

Kate: Are you going to be nice to us?
Board: No

Kate: So why should we be nice to you?
Board: Never

Beth: You're never nice to us?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there anything you'd like to tell us?
Board: Food mess

Kate: Are you talking about Beth and the chip on her shirt?
Board: No

Beth: Are you talking about the terrible, terrible thing that happened at dinner on Saturday?
Board: Yes

Beth: I knew it was you!
Board: Yes

Kate: Did you get a good laugh out of that?
Board: Yes and sister

Beth: Why do you like spilling things on people so much?
Board: Dumbass

Beth: Because we're dumbasses?
Board: Look like one

Beth: Because we look like a dumbass when we spill stuff on ourselves?
Board: Yes

Beth: Yes, that's true - we do.
Board: Where is John

Beth: He's not here tonight, he's at home. Do you miss him?
Board: Always

Beth: I'll tell him at work tomorrow.
Board: Please do so

Kate: Can we talk to someone else, Dug?
Board: No

Kate: What if I ask really nice?
Board: No

Kate: Still no?
Board: Okay

Kate: OK, can we please talk to someone else?
Board: Yes

Kate: Thank you! Goodbye.
Board: Bye

Beth: OK, who else wants to talk to us?
Board: Zzzzeke

Kate: Your name is Zeke?
Board: No

Beth: Then what is your name?
Board: Ezzzekiel

Kate: Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Board: Of course

Kate: Well, what is it?
Board: Stay away

Beth: Stay away from what?
Board: Captain

Beth: Who is the captain, what is his name?
Board: Howdy

Kate: Tell us more about Captain Howdy.
Board: Bad

Beth: Captain Howdy is bad?
Board: Stay away or die

Beth: Where is he?
Board: no movement

Beth: Is he here?
Board: No

Kate: Where is he at?
Board: Nowhere

Beth: Is this Dug again?
Board: No

Kate: Are you lying?
Board: No

Kate: Then who are you?
Board: Zzz

Beth: Where are you from?
Board: Rhode Island

Beth: What are you doing here?
Board: no movement

Beth: Are you there?
Board: planchette moved to the four corners of the board

Kate: Is this still Ezekiel?
Board: No

Kate: Who is this? What is your name?
Board: Bob

Kate: Is your name Bob?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell us?
Board: Yes

Kate: What did you want to tell us, Bob?
Board: Eerie

Beth: Are you from around Lake Eerie?
Board: No

Beth: Are you eerie, like creepy?
Board: Yes

Beth: What makes you eerie?
Board: Gothic

Kate: Are you Gothic?
Board:

Kate: Like punk rock?
Board: Yes

Kate: Punk rock is cool, it isn't eerie!
Board: Rock

Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell me?
Board: No

Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell Beth?
Board: No

Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell both of us?
Board: Yes

Kate: OK, what would you like to tell us?
Board: Fun chicks

Beth: Are we fun chicks?
Board: Yes

Kate: What's your favorite band, Mr. Goth Bob?
Board: Sisters of Mercy

Kate: Do you like Type O Negative?
Board: Yes (it looked like it was going to move to no at first...Kate and I were thrilled when it moved to yes!)

Beth: When did you die?
Board: 1997

Kate: 1997?
Board: Middle

Kate: The middle of 1997?
Board: Yes

Kate: Where are you from?
Board: Granville Ohio

Kate: That's not too far from here.
Board: No

Kate: How old were you when you died?
Board: 24

Kate: Did you go to college out there?
Board: Muskingum Tech

Beth: In Zanesville?
Board: Yes

Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Board: No

Kate: You just want to hang out with us, huh?
Board: Yes

Kate: What do you want to talk about?
Board: Sex baby

Kate: Are you still Mr. Goth Bob?
Board: No

Kate: But we liked Mr. Goth Bob.
Board: Fuck what you like

Beth: Who are we talking to now?
Board: Dont be stupid

Beth: Is this JFK again?
Board: Yes

Beth: Dug, are you going to let us talk to anyone else tonight without butting in?
Board: No

Kate: Well, I guess I should get going.
Board: Yes

Beth: What, you don't like Kate here?
Board: Yes

Beth: Yes, you do like her here?
Board: No

Kate: Is there anything you want to tell us?
Board: No

Beth: Did you ever talk to the lady who sold me the board?
Board: No

Kate: Do you like Beth better than you liked her?
Board: No

Beth: Then why won't you leave?
Board: Mine

Beth: Yes we know, this board is yours
Board: Yes

Kate: Well, we're getting tired. Goodbye
Board: moved to Goodbye



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