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On January 8, 2004 my friend Kate and I decided to use the 1920's Ouija board at my apartment. I had been having a lot of crazy paranormal activity occuring at my apartment the weekend before we used the board, so we thought it would be a good time to try and contact the dead.
Beth: Is there anyone here with us tonight?
Board: Yes
Beth: Can you tell us your name?
Board: Maude
Kate: Hi Maude
Board: Hello
Beth: Is there anything you wanted to tell us?
Board: Brother
Kate: Do you have a brother?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is this about your brother?
Board: Yes
Kate: OK, what would you like to tell us about your brother?
Board: Photograph
Kate: Is it one of Beth's new photographs?
Board: Yes
Beth: Is it the one on the right?
Board: No
Beth: Is it the one on the left?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is the man in that picture your brother
Board: Yes
Beth: What was his name?
Board: De planchette then moves to the top center of the board and stops
Beth: Would you like to try again?
Board: David
Kate: Your brother's name is David?
Board: Yes
Beth: Is this my great grandma, right?
Board: Yes
Kate: David was your blood brother?
Board: Yes
Beth: Was he younger than you?
Board: No
Kate: Is there something you'd like us to know?
Board: no movement
Beth: Did David put the watch on my bed?
Board: Yes
Beth: Who is the man in the other photo? Can you tell us his name?
Board: Adam
Beth: Is he your relative?
Board: Sort
Beth: He's sort of your relative?
Board: Yes
Beth: How did you know him?
Board: Husband
Beth: Was he your husband?
Board: No
Beth: Was he related to your husband?
Board: Yes
Beth: Was he your brother-in-law?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Board: No planchette moved to "goodbye"
Beth: Is there anyone else here?
Board: Anna
Kate: Anna, is that your name?
Board: Yes
Kate: How are you Anna?
Board: Fine thank you
Kate: Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Board: Yes
Beth: Why are you here tonight, Anna?
Board: Frind
Kate: Friend?
Board: Yes
Kate: Because of a friend?
Board: No
Kate: Because you're our friend?
Board: Yes
Kate: Are you Beth's friend?
Board: No
Kate: Are you my friend?
Board: Yes
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Board: Friend house
Beth: Does she know you from a friend's house?
Board: Yes
Kate: Which friend? What is my friend's name?
Board: Meredith
Kate: I haven't seen Meredith for a long time.
Board: Yes
Kate: You know me from her house?
Board: Yes
Kate: What is her brother's name?
Board: Vion planchette stopped moving
Kate: Do you not know her brother's name?
Board: No
Beth: No you don't know it?
Board: No
Beth: Did you live at their house?
Board: Yes
Kate: Were you related to Meredith?
Board: Yes
Kate: Who were you to Meredith?
Board: Great2grandmother
Beth: Were you her great-great grandmother?
Board: Yes
Beth: Did you have something you wanted to tell Kate?
Board: Yes
Kate: What did you want to tell me?
Board: Love
Kate: What about love?
Board: Find
Kate: You want Meredith to find love?
Board: No
Kate: You want me to find love?
Board: Yes
Kate: When will I find my love?
Board: 1
Kate: One day, one year, one month?
Board: Year
Kate: And what is this person going to look like? What color will his hair be?
Board: Brown
Kate: And what color will his eyes be?
Board: Brown
Beth: Where will she find this person?
Board: Work
Kate: The same job I have now?
Board: No moved really slow
Kate: Are you sure about that?
Board: Yes
Kate: So I'll have a new job in a year?
Board: Yes
Kate: What will my new job be?
Board: Fun
Beth: Will she be working in an office?
Board: Yes
Beth: Will she still be in Columbus?
Board: Yes
Kate: Do you know the name of the company I'll be working for?
Board: Bank One
Beth: She'll be at Bank One?
Board: Yes
Kate: But Bank One is having a bunch of layoffs...are they going to start hiring people soon?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about my love?
Board: Wonderful
Kate: It will be wonderful?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Board: No
Kate: Is there anything you'd like to tell Beth?
Board: No
Board: Fuck
Kate: Are we still talking to the same person?
Board: No
Kate: Who are we talking to now?
Board: Jfk
Kate: JFK?
Board: Yes
Kate: President John F. Kennedy?
Board: Yes
Kate: So did you really sleep with Marilyn Monroe?
Board: Yes
Beth: Is this Dug Hole?
Board: No
Beth: Are you telling the truth?
Board: No
I told Kate that I was so happy because I thought we'd have a night without talking to Dug, but that I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up!
Board: Be nice
Beth: Be nice to you?
Board: Yes
Kate: Are you going to be nice to us?
Board: No
Kate: So why should we be nice to you?
Board: Never
Beth: You're never nice to us?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there anything you'd like to tell us?
Board: Food mess
Kate: Are you talking about Beth and the chip on her shirt?
Board: No
Beth: Are you talking about the terrible, terrible thing that happened at dinner on Saturday?
Board: Yes
Beth: I knew it was you!
Board: Yes
Kate: Did you get a good laugh out of that?
Board: Yes and sister
Beth: Why do you like spilling things on people so much?
Board: Dumbass
Beth: Because we're dumbasses?
Board: Look like one
Beth: Because we look like a dumbass when we spill stuff on ourselves?
Board: Yes
Beth: Yes, that's true - we do.
Board: Where is John
Beth: He's not here tonight, he's at home. Do you miss him?
Board: Always
Beth: I'll tell him at work tomorrow.
Board: Please do so
Kate: Can we talk to someone else, Dug?
Board: No
Kate: What if I ask really nice?
Board: No
Kate: Still no?
Board: Okay
Kate: OK, can we please talk to someone else?
Board: Yes
Kate: Thank you! Goodbye.
Board: Bye
Beth: OK, who else wants to talk to us?
Board: Zzzzeke
Kate: Your name is Zeke?
Board: No
Beth: Then what is your name?
Board: Ezzzekiel
Kate: Is there something you'd like to tell us?
Board: Of course
Kate: Well, what is it?
Board: Stay away
Beth: Stay away from what?
Board: Captain
Beth: Who is the captain, what is his name?
Board: Howdy
Kate: Tell us more about Captain Howdy.
Board: Bad
Beth: Captain Howdy is bad?
Board: Stay away or die
Beth: Where is he?
Board: no movement
Beth: Is he here?
Board: No
Kate: Where is he at?
Board: Nowhere
Beth: Is this Dug again?
Board: No
Kate: Are you lying?
Board: No
Kate: Then who are you?
Board: Zzz
Beth: Where are you from?
Board: Rhode Island
Beth: What are you doing here?
Board: no movement
Beth: Are you there?
Board: planchette moved to the four corners of the board
Kate: Is this still Ezekiel?
Board: No
Kate: Who is this? What is your name?
Board: Bob
Kate: Is your name Bob?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell us?
Board: Yes
Kate: What did you want to tell us, Bob?
Board: Eerie
Beth: Are you from around Lake Eerie?
Board: No
Beth: Are you eerie, like creepy?
Board: Yes
Beth: What makes you eerie?
Board: Gothic
Kate: Are you Gothic?
Board:
Kate: Like punk rock?
Board: Yes
Kate: Punk rock is cool, it isn't eerie!
Board: Rock
Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell me?
Board: No
Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell Beth?
Board: No
Kate: Is there something you wanted to tell both of us?
Board: Yes
Kate: OK, what would you like to tell us?
Board: Fun chicks
Beth: Are we fun chicks?
Board: Yes
Kate: What's your favorite band, Mr. Goth Bob?
Board: Sisters of Mercy
Kate: Do you like Type O Negative?
Board: Yes (it looked like it was going to move to no at first...Kate and I were thrilled when it moved to yes!)
Beth: When did you die?
Board: 1997
Kate: 1997?
Board: Middle
Kate: The middle of 1997?
Board: Yes
Kate: Where are you from?
Board: Granville Ohio
Kate: That's not too far from here.
Board: No
Kate: How old were you when you died?
Board: 24
Kate: Did you go to college out there?
Board: Muskingum Tech
Beth: In Zanesville?
Board: Yes
Kate: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
Board: No
Kate: You just want to hang out with us, huh?
Board: Yes
Kate: What do you want to talk about?
Board: Sex baby
Kate: Are you still Mr. Goth Bob?
Board: No
Kate: But we liked Mr. Goth Bob.
Board: Fuck what you like
Beth: Who are we talking to now?
Board: Dont be stupid
Beth: Is this JFK again?
Board: Yes
Beth: Dug, are you going to let us talk to anyone else tonight without butting in?
Board: No
Kate: Well, I guess I should get going.
Board: Yes
Beth: What, you don't like Kate here?
Board: Yes
Beth: Yes, you do like her here?
Board: No
Kate: Is there anything you want to tell us?
Board: No
Beth: Did you ever talk to the lady who sold me the board?
Board: No
Kate: Do you like Beth better than you liked her?
Board: No
Beth: Then why won't you leave?
Board: Mine
Beth: Yes we know, this board is yours
Board: Yes
Kate: Well, we're getting tired. Goodbye
Board: moved to Goodbye
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