Friendly Visitor from Hell

February 28, 2009



On February 28, 2009 I received an e-mail from Makenzie B. about an interesting ouija board experience:


This is a real session, and it really spooked my sister and I. Now that I look back at it, it seems a little ridiculous that we kept talking to this "demon" for so long.

February 17, 2009
12:08 AM - 2:01 AM


Me: Are there any spirits who want to talk right now?
Board: No

Sister: Are you sure that nobody wants to speak now?
Board: No

Sister: So, is there anyone who wants to speak with us right now?
Board: Yes

Me: Ugh, why does the board like you better? Anyways, can you tell us your name?
Board: Grego1ry

Me: What? Wait...is your name is Gregory?
Board: Yes

Sister: What's your--

Me: Wait, I have a better one. Why does the board like Angela better than me?
Board: Fgfgf

Me: See? You like her more, right?
Board: Yes

Sister: Ha. Anyways, where do you come from?
Board: Hel (we stopped the planchette)

Me: Ok, so we know that you're a nice friendly visitor from Hell, why are you here?
Board: You

Me: Really! Are you here because of me?
Board: Maybe
Board: Yes

Me: What the heck did I do?
Board: Board open

Me: I left the board... shizz. Awww shizz. I left the board open last night.
Sister: What? Are you serious?
Me: I was half asleep!
Sister: Well you shouldn't be USING the board when you're half asleep!
Me: Well we probably shouldn't be using the board in general! Didn't you learn ANYTHING from The Exorcist?
Sister: That piece of shit? That's not even nearly...
Me: Shut up! It's moving!

Board: Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop....

Sister: (stops the planchette) Ok, do you have to tell us anything?
Board: Im here

Me: You expect us to believe that you're here?
Board: Yes

Sister: Erm, goodbye!
Board: Goodbye

I don't belive that was a real demon, but strange things HAVE been happening around the house: like TV turning on by itself, radio turning on by itself, lights flickering every once in a whie, but nothing destructive. Honestly, if it was a real demon, I don't think that it would waste it's time by turning the television on. :)



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