Vampires?

January 16, 2009



On January 16, 2009 I received an e-mail from Kaylee about an interesting ouija board experience:


My name is Kaylee. I read some of the stuff on your website before playing the board, so I knew what to do. My four friends and I got together and began playing in my room. We all sat in a circle, and opened up the board. Right away it said there was a spirit present. It went something like this:

Us: What's your name?
Board: Derek

Us: Are you good or bad?
Board: Good

Us: So what exactly are you?
Board: Vampire

(at this point we were creeped out, we didn't think a vampire would contact us lol)

Us: Really? So how many others are with you?
Board: 3

Us: Is that your family?
Board: Yes

Us: What are their names?
Board: Rachel

Us: Is that your mom?
Board: Yes

Us: How old is she?
Board: 47

Us: Who else?
Board: Becky

Us: Is that your sister?
Board: Yes

Us: How old is she?
Board: 7

Us: Do you have a dad?
Board: Yes

Us: What's his name?
Board: Nedent

Us: How old is he?
Board: 49

Us: Are there any other spirits in my house?
Board: Yes

Us: Good or bad?
Board: Bad

(then somehow we started talking to a demon, supposedly)

Us: What is your name?
Board: Fernando

Us: Are you bad?
Board: Yes

Us: Do you hurt people?
Board: Yes

Us: What can we do so you don't hurt us?
Board: Read the bible

Us: Any particular verse?
Board: Galatians (something, it didnt make sense)

Us: This doesn't make sense, is it just a random verse?
Board: Yes

Us: Can we talk to Derek? Please?
Board: Yes

DEREK

Us: Is this Derek?
Board: Yes

Us: Derek, is there anyway you can get rid of Fernando for us?
Board: Yes

Us: Will you do it now for us?
Board: Yes

Us: How long will it take?
Board: 14 minutes

Us: Can we talk to Rachel while you do that?
Board: Yes

Then we talked to Rachel for a while. She said she had a power to tell the future about friendship, and her daughter could tell the future about love.

We talked to Derek again, and right away he told us:

Board: Go upstairs

Us: Why?
Board: Right away

Us: Why?
Board: Everyone

Us: How long?
Board: 10 minutes

We went upstairs, and came back in exactly 10 minutes.

Us: Why did we have to leave?
Board: Restroom

Us: You or us?
Board: Both

The weird thing is we all went to the bathroom because we all had to pee super bad.

Us: So what do you like about me?
Board: Pretty

Us: What else do you like about me?
Board: Help

Us: Help with what?
Board: God

Us: What do you like about Shelby?
Board: Teeth

Us: Do you like Amanda?
Board: No

Us: Why?
Board: Bitch

Us: Why is she a bitch?
Board: Gossip

Us: Who does she gossip about the most?
Board: Brittney

(wasn't there)

Us: Is there anything you like about her?
Board: Yes

Us: What?
Board: Butt

Us: You like her butt?
B: Yes

We then talked to Nedent.

Us: Can we call you Ned for short?
Board: Yes

Us: So what are your special powers, Ned?
Board: Die

Us: Can you be more specific?
Board: Die

Us: What does that mean?
Board: Kill

We then said goodbye and put the board away.



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