On December 28, 2009 I received an e-mail from Jill about an interesting ouija board experience:


On December 28, 2009 a few of us got together at Jill's house to use the Ouija board. We're not sure about the inventor or date of invention. We tried to use one board, but it didn't work and the planchette escaped from the board. So we tried using a different board.

Jill: Are you a female?
Board: Yes

Jill: What is your name?
Board: Not seen

We got bored already, and decided to use a board which had more to it, and which may answer better. However, it didn't work either, so we went back to a boring, basic one.

Jill: Do you have a boyfriend?
Board: No

Lauren: Are you male?
Board: Yes

Jill: Are you lonely?
Board: No

Lauren: Are you bisexual?
Board: No

Jill: Are you gay?
Board: No

Lauren: Are you straight?
Board: No

Lauren: Are you transsexual?
Board: No

Lauren: Are you a transvestite?
Board: Yes

Jill: Do you think you should be a female?
Board: Yes

Lauren: Do you like gay people?
Board: No

Jill: Do you like lesbians?
Board: Yes

Lauren: Do you like us?
Board: No

Jill: I'm going to kill you! And set you on fire!

Lauren: Did you hear what Jill said?
Board: Too dark

Lauren: Do you have a wife?
Board: Yes

Lauren: Do you dress as a female?
Board: No

Lauren: Do you dress as a male?
Board: Yes

Jill: Have you ever kissed a boy?
Board: Not known

Lauren: Am I wearing pink shoes?
Board: Yes (True)

Jill: Am I wearing black shoes?
Board: Yes (True)

Lauren: Is Jill wearing pink trousers?
Board: Yes (True)

Lauren: Is Jill's phone charged?
Board: Not clear

Jill: Is my phone charged?
Board: Yes (True)

Lauren: Is my jacket yellow?
Board: Yes (False)

Lauren: Goodbye
Board: Goodbye

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