On March 11, 2008 I received an e-mail from Dee about an interesting ouija board experience:


My friend Katarina and I decided to make a Ouija board. So we went down to my room, dimmed the lights, and started.

Us: Is anyone with us?
Board: (nothing moves)

Us: Is anyone with us?
Board: No

Us: (starts laughing) Who are you?
Board: 6

Us: Are you going to hurt us?
Board: Yes

Us: Are you going to hurt us soon?
Board: Yes

Us: Why?
Board: Young

Us: Danika?
Board: Yes

Us: Why don't you like Danika?
Board: Skan...

Us: SKANK!?!?!
Board: Yes

Us: What about Katarina?
Board: Pretty

Us: Will you turn on the T.V for me?
Board: No

(the light starts flickering)

Us: Was that you flickering the light?
Board: Yes

Us: Ok...How are we going to die?
Board: Drugs

Us: What kind of of drugs?
Board: Crysta...

Us: Crystal meth?
Board: Yes

Us: When are we going to die?
Board: September 7 2009

Katarina: WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH DANIKA IF YOU WERE ALIVE???
Danika: KAT!!!!
Board: Maybe

Us: How many demons are in my house?
Board: 48

Us: Was that REALLY you flickering the light?
Board: Stop kidding

Us: Kidding? About what? Like, Satan and stuff?
Board: Yes

Katarina: Or else what?
Board: Poses.. (we knew it was going to say posess)

Us: GOODBYE

Then we closed the board.

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