On June 26, 2009 I received an e-mail from David N. about an interesting ouija board experience:


This was my first experience with an Ouija board. Keep in mind that we did not record this conversation. I'm recalling it to the best of my knowledge.

The three people involved were Me (David), Clare, and Melinda.

After Clare and Melinda praying to god, and me praying to good spirits (I don't believe in religion. DON'T SEND ME HATE MAIL :P) We decided to get underway. After talking to a few spirits that were not interested in talking, we got a good one that had a lot of useful information...

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Melinda: Are there any spirits present?
Board: Yes.

Melinda: Can we ask you questions about yourself?
Board: No.

Me: Can we ask you questions about ourselves?
Board: Yes.

Melinda: When is my birthday?
Board: puts in the numbers for Melinda's birthday (I don't remember Melinda's birthday. Sorry, baby girl :P)

Me: Well...Just to prove to myself you guys arent pushing it, I gotta ask it a question only I would know.
planchette moves in circles on board
Clare: Hurry up. That means ask a question.

Me: When's my sister Jessica's birthday?
Board: 418

Clare: April 18th?
Board: Yes.

Me: ...No
Board: Yes

Me: Do you know my sisters birthday?
Board: No.

Melinda: Who am I having..."relations" with tomorrow?
Board: J-O-R...

I blurt out the person because I didn't know this, neither did Clare.
Me: JORDAN!
Board: Yes

Me: Ha ha. The board knows who Melinda fornicates with.
Board: Yes.

Me: Who else does Melinda do that with?
Board: T.G.

Me: T.G.?
Melinda: Tyler.
Me: You little horny girl!
Board: Yes

I laugh at the boards response.

Clare: Should Melinda stop having relations with Tyler?
Board: Yes.

Clare: Why?
Board: Prgn

Me: Pregnant?
Board: yes

Melinda looks at me in panic.

Clare: Melinda will get pregnant if she keeps doing what she's doing?
Board: Yes

Me: Will she if she keeps doing it with Jordan?
Board: No

Melinda: But Tyler uses a condom...This doesn't make sense...
Board: Won't

Melinda: Tyler won't use a condom?
Board: No

Me: That sounds like a very strong sign, Melinda. I would stop messing around if I were you.
Clare: I trust whoever is talking to us right now...This is a little too accurate to not be true.
Board: Dng

Me: Can you spell that again?
Board: Goodbye

Me: Wait, whats Dng mean?
Board: (nothing moves)

Me: Hello?
Board: (nothing moves)

Slid down to goodbye

We then stood up to notice the HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of ants crawling underneath the board. There were no cracks in the cement where the board was, and we were under a street light. We probably would have seen that many, and that big, of ants to get underneath the board.

And that was my first Ouija board experience. Doing another one tonight with my friends Anthony and Nick. Hopefully we'll get good results :)

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