On May 23, 2009 I received an e-mail from an Dana M. about an interesting ouija board experience:


This is Dana again. I lied...I used my oujia board again, and I talked to Dug Hole. Cassy and I used the board this time. We talked to a few ghosts.

Me: Anyone here?
Board: Yes

Cassy: Who?
Board: It

Cassy: Goodbye.
Cassy moves planchette to goodbye.
Me: Cassy, stop that.
Cassy: I don't want to talk to her, she is creepy.
Me: No, she is not as bad now.
Cassy: Fine.

Me: Sorry about that.
Board: ok

Cassy: Can we talk to someone else?
Board: Yes

Me: Who are we talking to now?
Board: Tus

Tus is a perverted ghost that is obsessed with sex.

Cassy: Hi tus, hee hee
Board: Hi
Board: Sex

Me: No, I don't want to have sex with you.
Cassy: So, I heard you raped me last night?
Board: Yes

Cassy: I didn't feel anything.
Board: oh

Me: Can we talk to someone else?
Board: yes

Cassy: Dinosaur!
Me: No, I don't want to.
Cassy: Please?
Me: Fine, can we talk to the dinosaur?
Board: Yes

Me: Are we talking to it now?
Board: Yes

Cassy: rawr
Board: rawr

Me: That means I love you in dino speak.
Cassy: I know, but it means something else too, right?

Me: No.
Board: no

Cassy: Oh, raw.
Board: Bitch

Cassy: Did I say something bad?
Board: Yes

Cassy: Sorry.
Board: ok

Me: Hmm, I wonder if can we talk to Dug Hole?
Board: Yes

Me: Are we talking to him now?
Board: Yes

Me: Hi, Dug.
Board: Hi

Me: Do you still think Beth is a bitch?
Board: Yes

Me: So you used to dig ditches?
Board: Yes

Me: And you still do?
Board: Yes

Me: So your wife's name was Berry?
Board: Yes

Me: I just wanted to make sure you really were Dug.
Board: ok

Me: Who do you like?
Board: Beth

Cassy: I thought you said Beth was a bitch?
Me: there are two Beths.
Board: Yes

Me: OK, well we got to go...nice talking to you, Dug. Talk to you another time.
Board: Goodbye

I flipped the board over and put it away.

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