On July 27, 2009 I received an e-mail from Amanda J. about another interesting ouija board experience:


My boyfriend Jason and I were playing with our board last night. My two sisters were watching, and here's how it went:

Me: We would like to make contact with any spirit who means us absolutely no harm. If you want to communicate and mean us no harm, you are welcome and invited into our home. Is anybody here with us?
Board: Yes

Me: What is your name?
Board: No

Me: You don't want to tell us?
Board: No

Me: Are you in Heaven or Hell?
Board: Hell

Me: Are you evil?
Board: No

Me: Then why are you in Hell?
Board: No

Me: Where are you right now?
Board: by Jason

Me: I thought you were in Hell?
Board: I can be in two places at once

Me: Do you have any advice for us?
Board: Yes

Me: For who?
Board: Morgan (my sister)

Me: What is it?
Board: She should fuck me

Me: haha! What should Chelsey do? (other sister)
Board: Watch

Me: What should I do?
Board: Fuck me too

Me: What should Jason do?
Board: Leave

Me: You're not very nice! Do you like us?
Board: No dumb

Me: We're dumb??
Board: Yes

Me: Then why do you want to talk to us?
Board: Bored

Me: Is Hell boring?
Board: No

Me: Is anyone I know there?
Board: Yes

Me: Who?
Board: No

Me: Is Michael J. there?
Board: Yes

Me: He's in Hell? What is he doing right now?
Board: being tortured

Me: By who?
Board: Satan

Me: What is Satan doing?
Board: Butt fucking him

Me: Does he like it?
Board: No

Me: I thought he'd like it.
Board: Fucking with a Thorny Dick

Me: Wow. Does Satan do that to everyone?
Board: Yes

Me: Has he done it to you?
Board: Yes

Me: Is Michael black or white in Hell?
Board: Black

Me: Will you tell me anyone else who is there?
Board: No

Me: Will you tell us your name please?
Board: No

Me: When did you die?
Board: 1996

Me: So you don't like any of us?
Board: No

Me: Well, what is something you do like?
Board: big tits

Chelsey: Hey, I don't have any!
Board: grow some

Chelsey: Should I get implants?
Board: Yes

Me: Ok, we're going to say goodbye. Come back if you're bored and want to visit
Board: Goodbye

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