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On March 9, 2009 I received an e-mail from Amanda J. about an interesting ouija board experience:
I am 23 years old, and I have very recently started playing with a ouija board with my boyfriend. WARNING: one spirit I have contacted used very dirty language! This is a little lengthy, but so interesting! Here is my story.
My boyfriend, Jason, who is now 30, bought a ouija board when he was in high school and hasn't played with it since. He told me when we met that he only used it a few times, and talked to a spirit named Gus years ago. We were talking about ghosts one night, and I had always been curious about the paranormal but never really experienced anything. We decided to get his old board out. We almost immediately made contact with a spirit who identified himself as "Mat," who said he was 7 years old, and lived in Jason's house with his cat, Mazzy. I was absolutely fascinated by this. We talked to Mat a few times over the next few days. We then asked the board if we could talk to someone else. This time it spelled out "Gus." Gus told us that he was Jason's spirt guide, and followed him wherever he went. I asked if I had a spirit guide, and the board said mine was named Sarah.
Over the next few weeks we used the board pretty regularly, and the only spirit that would speak with us was Gus. For whatever reason, no one else would come through.
One night my sister, who is very skeptical, decided to play with us after we came home from the bar (we were all a little tipsy). Here's how it went:
Me: Is anyone here with us?
Board: Yes Gus
Sister: (laughed) You're moving it!
Me: No we're not! You have to have an open mind if you want to contact anyone!
Sister: Hey board! Who is my spirit guide?
Board: Kim
Sister: Can I call her Kimmy?
Board: No
Sister: Can I talk to her?
Board: No
Sister: Why not, you meanie?!
Board: You are drunk.
Sister: haha! No, I'm not!
Board: Yes
(The Planchette started jerking really fast between letters)
Board: Stop
Jason: I think we're making him mad.
Me: Gus, are you mad that we're laughing?
Board: (very quickly) Yes
Me: We're sorry. Don't be mad at us. She's just joking around.
Board: Do not treat me like that.
Me: Like what?
Board: A joke.
Board: Goodbye
We put the board away for the night. We tried to use the board the next day, only Jason and I, and as soon as we'd try to talk, the pointer would go straight to "goodbye." About five tries in a row it did that. We were hoping to talk to someone other than Gus, but for some reason I really felt like it was Gus saying goodbye continuously. We decided to try one more time. On a Sunday afternoon.
Me: Gus, are you here? Please don't say goodbye!
Board: Yes
Me: Why don't you want to talk to us?
Board: Don't want to
Me: Why not?
Board: Because
Me: Why are you the only one who will talk to us? Doesn't anyone want to talk?
Board: I won't let them
Me: Why?
Board: My board
Me: Why doesn't Mat talk anymore? He was nice.
Board: I won't let him.
Me: Why is this your board??
Board: Jason bought it.
Jason: Is it yours because you're my spirit guide?
Board: yes
Jason: So whoever buys a board, it belongs to their spirit guide?
Board: Yes
Me: What if we made a homemade board? Will you own that one?
Board: No
Me: Ok, thanks Gus. Goodbye.
Board: Goodbye.
I thought it was a little ridiculous to make our own board, and I really didn't think it would work at all. But we really wanted to talk with someone new, so we thought we'd give it a try. The only thing I could find to draw on was the back of an old calendar I found in my closet. I copied the layout of the board with a marker on the plain white back on the calendar. We then sat down and attemted our new "board." This is one of the strangest experiences of my life, and WARNING: this spirit has a dirty mouth! ;).
Me: We invite any spirits who want to talk to come speak with us.
Me: Is anyone here with me and Jason?
Board: Yes
(We got really excited! We didn't expect it to work)
Me: Is this Gus?
Board: no
Me: What is your name?
Board: Matt
Jason: Is this the Matt from my house?
Board: no
Jason: Have you ever talked with us before?
Board: No
Jason: Are you a good spirit, Matt?
Board: No
Me: What do you do that makes you bad?
Board: Kill
Me: Did you kill people in life?
Board: No
Me: Do you kill people now?
Board: Fucking with you
Me: You were joking about being bad?
Board: Yes
Me: Do you like me, Matt?
Board: Yes your tits
Me: (laughed) You have a dirty mouth, Matt!
Board: Yes
Jason: Do you have anything you want to tell us?
Board: Yes
Jason: What?
Board: Watch out
Jason: For what?
Board: I will fuck with you
Me: Will you harm us in any way, Matt?
Board: No messing
Me: You are messing with us again?
Board: yes
Jason: Anything else you want to say?
Board: yes
Jason: What?
Board: Jason Fuck her
Me: You want us to have sex?
Board: Yes
Me: Why?
Board: To watch
Me: I don't want you watching!
Board: You are hot.
Me: Did you get a lot of girls in your life?
Board: Yes
Me: How old were you when you died?
Board: 20
Me: That's young! How did you die?
Board: Car accident
Me: When did you lose your virginity?
Board: 15
Me: Were you really hot?
Board: No
Me: How'd you get girls then?
Board: Big dick
Me: (laughed) Do you have sex in the afterlife?
Board: No
Me: Why not?
Board: No dick
Me: When you die you don't have genitals?
Board: No
Me: Are you happy?
Board: Very
Me: Are you in heaven?
Board: No
Me: Where are you?
Board: Here
Me: How did you get here?
Board: You asked for me
Me: Oh, I invited you. Were you in heaven when I invited you?
Board: Yes
Me: Will you move something so we know you're here?
Board: Yes
Me: When?
Board: soon
Me: What are you going to move?
Board: not telling
Me: How about that necklace hanging on my doorknob? That should be easy for you to move.
Board: No
Me: What is your last name Matt?
Board: Deitrich
Me: Can I call you Fucker since you like talking dirty?
Board: Sure Fucker
(Jason kissed me when I was laughing)
Me: Is Jay a good kisser, Fucker?
Board: No
Jason: Hey! That's not true!
Board: You are getting hard
Jason: (laughed) Yes I am.
Board: Fuck
Me: Can we talk to you in a few minutes, Fucker?
Board: Yes Bye Fucker
Ok, so since Matt was talking about sex so much, me and Jason ended up doing it a little later in the day in my room. I was getting dressed and could not find my underwear anywhere. I looked all over my room, they were nowhere to be found. I didn't think anything of it and we went back to the board:
Me: Hey, is Matt still here?
Board: Fucker
Me: Hey Fucker! Did you see what was going on in here?
Board: Yes Awesome
Me: You are sick to watch us, you know!
Board: Yes
Me: Are you going to move anything while we go to lunch?
Board: I did
Me: What did you move?
Board: Panties
Me: (forgetting I even lost them) Oh my God! I did lose them! Where are they, Matt?
Board: on the floor
(I looked to my right and there they were, right in front of me. They were not there before, I was sure of that.)
Me: Ok Fucker, thanks for moving something and talking. Can we talk to you later?
Board: Yes
Me: Ok, bye!
Board: Goodbye
This was the strangest experience of my life! I couldn't believe we got all those messages on a piece of paper drawn on with marker. And to detect such a strong personality and sense of humor was so fascinating to me. Thanks for letting me share my story!
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